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Entries from June 2009

100% More Varda

June 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Why isn’t Agnès Varda on twitter?  Because she’s 81 and classy? Yeah, you’re probably right.

I want you to know that  Les Créatures is playing at alliance franςaise¹ tonight at 7:30 p.m.   It stars the national symbol of France from ’85 to ’89.

Roger Greenspun, for the New York Times, panned it in 1969 saying it was as though she was “cooking a stew with heavy ingredients, she produced mostly froth, and a little steam.”¹

My rebuttal?  People turn into robots.

¹http://www.fiaf.org

² http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=950CE0D8123CEE34BC4852DFB4678382679EDE

Categories: Grapefruit

Varda

June 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Quick find your thick black frames! the beaches of agnès opens Wednesday at Film Forum. If you haven’t seen cléo from 5 to 7 yet, I’ll wait:

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Rive Gauche represent. Here’s a link to buy your tickets:http://boxoffice.printtixusa.com/filmforum/advance?v=2454&i=8288

Anyone who saves me a seat wins a warning if I see another mouse in the theater, like during Pierrot le fou. Tuck those skinny jeans into your socks.

Categories: Grapefruit

I love bad movies.

June 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Kseniya¹ made a really cool zine².  I wrote something in it about Helen Hunt jumping out a window on PCP.

1http://ksen.tumblr.com/

2http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27078750

Categories: Uncatergorized

Hello

June 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Hello.¹ Welcome to: a website on the world wide web with writing by Laura Jayne Martin.² I have no doubt you’ve noticed that I run with a very rough crowd.² Despite this, I hope we can be friends or—at the very least—that we can be relatives. Please enjoy the sentences formed by words I typed into my keyboard. Wishing you all the best wishes in the world, especially if I don’t know you. (I tend to attract a lot of creeps.)

1.http://www.mndaily.com/1997/01/17/texas-town-says-goodbye-hello


2.s503989575_1302536_8387

Categories: Uncatergorized