This week on the internet I discussed eyewear on The Hairpin, terrible TV fathers on Splitsider, and The 2012 Pillow Fight with Don Draper as well as private things in public on Thought Catalog. I also discussed other things not on the internet, but whatever.
- The best dating advice I can offer you guys is to put yourself out there, like way out there, like by the airport in Queens or on the moon. 1 week ago
- Does anybody know a good bar where I can have as much fun as two women learning to code in an advertisement? 1 week ago
- A woman outside an office building changing from Toms to dress heels, then snapping off her arms and replacing them with shiny propellers. 1 week ago
- "The ball's in your court," is my favorite thing to whisper to a sexy judge after I slip them my phone number on a deflated basketball. 3 weeks ago
- Most aspirational thing I've experienced is Word suggesting "Carpathian" as a replacement for "Kardashian." Microsoft wants US to be better. 4 weeks ago