This week on the internet I discussed eyewear on The Hairpin, terrible TV fathers on Splitsider, and The 2012 Pillow Fight with Don Draper as well as private things in public on Thought Catalog. I also discussed other things not on the internet, but whatever.
- My phone attempted to FaceTime my local pizzeria at 8:30 this morning because it knows me better than I know myself. 1 week ago
- Dating this automated response center is hard. It's like, I KNOW you're only changing your current menu options so I'll listen carefully. 2 weeks ago
- RT @TheToast: "Sorry About The Mess": Entertaining Through Personal Tragedy | the-toast.net/2014/07/29/sor… 3 weeks ago
- My hysterical post. Well, not haha hysterical."Sorry About the Mess: Entertaining Through Personal Tragedy" bit.ly/1oGJ3Ie @TheToast 3 weeks ago
- The three words that best describe me are Cameron Diaz's karaoke voice in "My Best Friend's Wedding" 3 weeks ago