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A Website on the World Wide Web with writing by Laura Jayne Martin » Cold-blooded http://laurajaynemartin.com Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:04:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png A Website on the World Wide Web with writing by Laura Jayne Martin » Cold-blooded http://laurajaynemartin.com Turtles: friend or foe? http://laurajaynemartin.com/2009/07/09/turtles-friend-or-foe/ http://laurajaynemartin.com/2009/07/09/turtles-friend-or-foe/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:54:52 +0000 laurajaynemartin http://laurajaynemartin.wordpress.com/?p=128 Continue reading →]]> I want to draw your attention to the fact that turtles have been acting like total idiots lately. First, they join Improv Everywhere–annoying.¹ Then they totally ask for it.² Sure you can eat them,³ but then you’ll have to deal with this haunting your dreams:

1. 78 turtles delay JFK runway

2. Two Headed Turtle Stolen

3. creole turtle soup

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