Orange you glad this isn' t Project Runway?

This is my confession: I’m really sad and kind of embarrassed that I have yet to view Iron Chef America Super Chef White House Battle to the Death Edition. I plan to remedy this tonight.  Both camps brought their A team, and obviously, all of these pros are perfectly seasoned.  I have high expectations, among them Alton Brown finally revealing his true nature as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. Secret Ingredient?  I’m guessing whatever it is gets strained through Mario Batali’s Crocs.