Full List of Stuff White People Like by clander
With Answers by: LJM
- #132 Picking Their Own Fruit Yes.
- #131 Conan O’Brien Yes.
- #130 Ray-Ban Wayfarers Huh?
- #129 Banksy What
- #128 Camping Nooooooooooo
- #127 Where the Wild Things Are Eh
- #126 Vespa Scooters You buying?
- #125 Bob Marley No.
- #124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy Sure!
- #123 Mad Men I’m a latecomer.
- #122 Moleskine Notebooks No. They give me bad handwriting.
- #121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos I hate tattoos.
- #120 Taking a Year Off From work or from sex?
- #119 Sea Salt No. Kosher all the way.
- #118 Ugly Sweater Parties No.
- #117 Political Prisoners No, most of the political prisoners I’ve met are really sanctimonious.
- #116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore What?
- #115 Promising to Learn a New Language I don’t owe you merde.
- #114 America Yay!
- #113 Halloween No. But you should’ve seen my slutty pumpkin costume.
- #112 Hummus Yes
- #111 Pea Coats Nope.
- #110 Frisbee Sports No!!!!!!!!
- #109 The Onion No, but I’m just jealous.
- #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music Nope.
- #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References This is the worst thing you can do.
- #106 Facebook Yup
- #105 Unpaid Internships Pointless
- #104 Girls with Bangs I prefer boys with bangs and girls with side-parts.
- #103 Sweaters Unless it’s summer.
- #102 Children’s Games as Adults Tread carefully. Twister? No. Clue? Definitely. Operation? I don’t like the message that sends. It’s okay to harvest organs from people with red-lightbulb noses? Where does it end?
- #101 Being Offended Someone likes this?
- #100 Bumper Stickers Gross, I hate ALL stickers. (I also believe them all to be laced with LSD. Thanks, The 80s.)
- #99 Grammar I use it from time to time but I wouldn’t call it a hobby.
- #98 The Ivy League I grew up replacing leather elbow patches in a sweatshop. While I harbor some ill will, I can’t help but admire this league for its boatload of sporting accomplishments–especially in football.
- #97 Scarves I prefer this hoodish gold tube scarf my mom got in 1995 and forced me to wear while sleighriding. I thought it would be easy to find online, but apparently “tube scarves” have burst onto the 2010 fashion scene. Too bad, I know it had a great name. Harf? Scood?
- #96 New Balance Shoes Less and less for walking, but more and more for running.
- #95 Rugby Shirt or game? No for both.
- #94 Free Healthcare You’re buying me this AND a Vespa?
- #93 Music Piracy I’ll do you one better. All piracy, plus musical ninjas and cowboys.
- #92 Book Deals Yes. (You hear that Random House?!)
- #91 San Francisco I guess…
- #90 Dinner Parties Yes, especially if at some point a detective stands up and reveals how all us guests had a motive to kill the host, but he’s deftly unraveled the identity of the true murder who then makes a poorly executed attempt at escape, is stopped immediately, and confesses on the spot.
- #89 St. Patrick’s Day No. Go for a long run in jeans then pour cheap beer all over yourself. Now you smell like St. Patrick’s Day in NYC.
- #88 Having Gay Friends No need, I’m my own gay best friend. FYI It’s a huge pain to frost your own tips.
- #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes I already told you about my slutty pumpkin costume.
- #86 Shorts No, I really don’t.
- #85 The Wire Season 2 and Season 4.
- #84 T-Shirts Yes.
- #83 Bad Memories of High School I don’t understand this
- #82 Hating Corporations Yeah, I hate all the right ones.
- #81 Graduate School Ask me again in 80,000 dollars, I mean, five years.
- #80 The Idea of Soccer Don’t be gross. I just got carsick.
- #79 Modern Furniture Mid-century modern. I recently made a lewd comment regarding a 1950s sofa. And I’d do it again. I’d make the comment again too.
- #78 Multilingual Children Well, my cousins are okay, but generally no—they make me feel inadequate.
- #77 Musical Comedy Who’s asking?
- #76 Bottles of Water Mine only.
- #75 Threatening to Move to Canada Yes, but when I do this it’s a threat directed to Canadians, not Americans.
- #74 Oscar Parties No.
- #73 Gentrification It’s my favorite mistake.
- #72 Study Abroad No, also don’t tell me about when you did it.
- #71 Being the only white person around Yes! And I will let you know if it ever happens.
- #70 Difficult Breakups Doesn’t everybody?
- #69 Mos Def Yeah, ….uh huh, yeah.
- #68 Michel Gondry No.
- #67 Standing Still at Concerts I’d much prefer sitting still at concerts.
- #66 Divorce Pass.
- #65 Co-Ed Sports No.
- #64 Recycling Yes.
- #63 Expensive Sandwiches No.
- #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People Only if that poor person is Robert Young.
- #61 Bicycles I’m cautiously optimistic.
- #60 Toyota Prius Sure.
- #59 Natural Medicine Well, I love scams, so you tell me.
- #58 Japan Who can refuse an archipelago?
- #57 Juno Not good.
- #56 Lawyers Case by case.
- #55 Apologies An excuse with a moustache on it? No thanks.
- #54 Kitchen Gadgets only as Christmas presents!
- #53 Dogs Yes.
- #52 Sarah Silverman Mostly.
- #51 Living by the Water Only if it’s polluted.
- #50 Irony No.
- #49 Vintage Furniture? Yes. Clothing? No. People? Occasionally.
- #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops How are these even in the same category?
- #47 Arts Degrees Growing on me.
- #46 The Sunday New York Times No.
- #45 Asian Fusion Food I prefer Asian Fission Food.
- #44 Public Radio Yes.
- #43 Plays Almost never
- #42 Sushi Almost never
- #41 Indie Music Okay
- #40 Apple Products I love apples!
- #39 Netflix Hey buddy that’s my wife you’re talking about.
- #38 Arrested Development Yes.
- #37 Renovations Only those that are extremely performed on homes.
- #36 Breakfast Places Yes.
- #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report We’re all full here.
- #34 Architecture Sure.
- #33 Marijuana No.
- #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism Yes.
- #31 Snowboarding No.
- #30 Wrigley Field No.
- #29 80s Night Best kept within the home
- #28 Not having a TV Don’t even joke about that
- #27 Marathons No, and also don’t tell me about when you did it.
- #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) Short answer? Yes to Manhattan, no to Brooklyn.
- #25 David Sedaris As a victim of my stalking? Yes. As a polite dinner guest? no.
- #24 Wine Nah
- #23 Microbreweries I’m not visiting them.
- #22 Having Two Last Names Seems like a lot of heavy-lifting
- #21 Writers Workshops No, I hate getting better at things
- #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture Wait, what?
- #19 Traveling Yes
- #18 Awareness Months? Sure. Ribbons? Pass.
- #17 Hating their Parents Never!
- #16 Gifted Children Nope
- #15 Yoga No
- #14 Having Black Friends I prefer black enemies but I have a ton of biracial frenemies.
- #13 Tea Yes. Unless you’re inviting me to a party–I’ve been misled before.
- #12 Non-Profit Organizations Yay!
- #11 Asian Girls Is this a band I’ve never heard of?
- #10 Wes Anderson Movies It’s not what you think.
- #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside No one can do this.
- #8 Barack Obama Eh
- #7 Diversity Fun!
- #6 Organic Food Yes.
- #5 Farmer’s Markets Yes.
- #4 Assists No.
- #3 Film Festivals Yes.
- #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to Okay I guess, but I’m actually really into cults right now.
- #1 Coffee Smells great, tastes like a shoe.
