This week on the internet I discussed eyewear on The Hairpin, terrible TV fathers on Splitsider, and The 2012 Pillow Fight with Don Draper as well as private things in public on Thought Catalog. I also discussed other things not on the internet, but whatever.
- I wrote this for "your friend" who wants to try it. twitter.com/Cosmopolitan/s… 1 day ago
- SUPER SEXY new song by The Weeknd right now exclusively available from my broken air conditioner 1 day ago
- It's not you; it's me. But also it's you. "25 Additional Ways To Leave Your Lover" tcat.tc/1RUlhsv 1 week ago
- The first three adjectives that I would use to describe myself are: "okay." 3 weeks ago
- 51st way to leave your lover: take them to a garbage dump, point at it and say 'that's you' 3 weeks ago