This week on the internet I discussed eyewear on The Hairpin, terrible TV fathers on Splitsider, and The 2012 Pillow Fight with Don Draper as well as private things in public on Thought Catalog. I also discussed other things not on the internet, but whatever.
Twitter
- Please enjoy my #Summer health tips. "12 Ways To Avoid Catching “Summertime Sadness” po.st/EMU50W via @thoughtcatalog 1 day ago
- Can't believe in 2013 it's still not technically legal in the U.S. to describe plums as anything other than "succulent." 4 days ago
- RT @ThoughtCatalog: It Is What It Is tcat.tc/11tkgHJ 1 week ago
- Pistachios, a skin AND a shell? Get over yourself and pick one. I feel like what's good enough for me is good enough for a Pistachio. 1 week ago
- Has anyone even fucking bothered to check if the cicadas are Cyclons? 1 week ago

