I want to draw your attention to the fact that turtles have been acting like total idiots lately. First, they join Improv Everywhere–annoying.¹ Then they totally ask for it.² Sure you can eat them,³ but then you’ll have to deal with this haunting your dreams:
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- As a trans person who looks not unlike John Mulaney, the past two days have been confusing. 1 day ago
- Is there a cool psych-up song about colossally missing your shot? 3 weeks ago
- #TransDayOfVisibility + Happy Trans Invincibility - from the office. https://t.co/FbmZitYvPJ 1 month ago
- Big missed opportunity not just telling men: if you don’t mask you’re gay bc you want another guy’s spray on your face/in your orifices 2 months ago
- I donated a lot of blood today. None of it was mine, but you gotta start somewhere. 5 months ago