I want to draw your attention to the fact that turtles have been acting like total idiots lately. First, they join Improv Everywhere–annoying.¹ Then they totally ask for it.² Sure you can eat them,³ but then you’ll have to deal with this haunting your dreams:
Twitter
- A personal goal of mine is to one day be described by an announcer as having “burst onto the scene.” Scene tbd. Lea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
- Everything makes sense once you realize gay men are cats, lesbians are dogs, and queer people who identify as neith… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
