I have one of these two songs in my head. I’m just not sure which one.
Actually, they’ve really just blended into one song, like a morphing lite FM transformer. I feel like I’m in a waiting room no matter where I go.
It takes me back to another suicidal time when a co-worker would play Smooth Jazz all day. I should say almost all day, from 12-3pm when he played The Rush Limbaugh show in its entirety, thereby creating the most toxic work environment of all time. For the record, there have only ever been seven smooth jazz songs composed. They play on a loop interrupted by Sade and commercials for Bennigan’s Steakhouse.