I guess you had to be there. What? You were?

Have you passed your lab safety test yet?

How many days does it take to get a joke? We’re on day sixteen, and counting.

This is the last time I use Amazon for anything other than buying Bunsen burners.  Not only do I do all my cooking on Mr. Bunsen’s miracle, but I also heat my home with them.  Dangerous?  Not as dangerous as frostbite.  Have you ever seen the movie What Happens in Vegas? Well think about how much worse that movie would have been if you had FROSTBITE during the whole thing.