Labor can and will strike without warning.
What a mother!
That last sentence could be considered a warning were labor not so incredibly potent and surprising. You could be anywhere: on a houseboat, at the prom, drinking a daiquiri–literally anywhere. The thing that separates labor from lightning is, labor often strikes twice. (Other than that its pretty hard to distinguish between them.)
This woman has been struck by labor eighteen times! One day a year is simply not enough to raise awareness on this important issue. Literally millions of people this year have already been stricken with labor. So, I suggest you keep this handy guide with you at all times. On this Labor day, let’s stay safe by avoiding swimming pools, massages, spicy foods, primrose oil, and Jim Bob Duggar at all costs. Only you can prevent Labor; don’t let Labor ruin your good time!
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