This song has been in my head for almost as long as pizza party. I can safely say that I’d rather be stuck in a basement than trapped in the closet.
- I really misspent my tenderoni days 2 weeks ago
- Is it bad if my commencement speech is mainly about holding fast to the tenderoni’s of your youth? 2 weeks ago
- A personal goal of mine is to one day be described by an announcer as having “burst onto the scene.” Scene tbd. Lea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
- Everything makes sense once you realize gay men are cats, lesbians are dogs, and queer people who identify as neith… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
- Tried to log my own poop in the babies’ app today. 2 months ago