STOLEN BALLS! I don’t usually watch the Daily Show, but I do keep it on in the background when I’m tightening my doorknobs. That is how I found out my Ball Post was stolen. When I called the police to report my stolen ball post they kept insisting they could not help me. It turns out “212 hot cops” is not the number for any official NYPD precinct. Disappointing.
Twitter
- As a trans person who looks not unlike John Mulaney, the past two days have been confusing. 1 day ago
- Is there a cool psych-up song about colossally missing your shot? 3 weeks ago
- #TransDayOfVisibility + Happy Trans Invincibility - from the office. https://t.co/FbmZitYvPJ 1 month ago
- Big missed opportunity not just telling men: if you don’t mask you’re gay bc you want another guy’s spray on your face/in your orifices 2 months ago
- I donated a lot of blood today. None of it was mine, but you gotta start somewhere. 5 months ago
Whoa! In that clip, Stewart mentioned garbage plates! And a few days before that it was Genny Cream Ale. Someone has a thing for Rochester.