So, you’ve heard by now that Oprah is ending her talk show in 2011. But have you connected the dots?
She’s going to live her best life all over your face. Do you think she had F. G. Palin on the show to promote Going Rouge? Do the math. She was doing opposition research. Oprah’s show finishes Sept. 2011, just in time for her campaign for President of the United States. Oprah ’12! It’s finally happening.
I know what you’re thinking: how can Gayle King possibly have time to be VP when she’s too busy protecting parents from talking to their kids about self-stimulation?
Well, there’s something you should know. You might have heard Gayle King’s middle name was Oprah, but what you don’t know is Oprah’s middle name is Gail. Go ahead, rearrange the letters. That’s right, Gayle. They are, in fact, one person. Have you ever seen the two of them in the same room? I didn’t think so.
Long story short, someone else is in line for VP. Someone who knows a thing or two about a thing or two. Someone who Oprah can introduce with pride. Have you guessed yet?
That’s right.
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