Holy Cokes! I know I promised more Cuisinart tirades, but I’ve just received some breaking news.
Coca-Cola’s North America Sparkling Beverages President Hendrik Steckhan said, “The Coca-Cola mini can is a great option for smaller thirst occasions and for calorie-conscious consumer. Our new sleek mini can supports the idea of moderation and offers people yet another way to enjoy their favorite Coca-Cola beverage.”
1.) How can I become a sparkling beverages president? My intuition tells me I will need an accent and a monocle.
2.) Finally, finally we are taking a step toward ending discrimination against people with smaller thirsts. The were born less thirsty and they have the right to baby-sip their way through existence. Life is theirs for the nursing!
I cannot wait to stamp my passport to refreshment. I want to buy the world one of these, but unfortunately for the rest of the world the Shakira of beverages will only be available in NYC and DC, for now. I will conduct a taste test and report the results. In the meantime, start saving up for Eye Dropper of Pepsi, coming to stores March 2010.
what about the people who always drink two cokes? why not make a 24 oz can?
oh. well i want can.
“Chocolate milk is soda in drag”, says renegade lunch lady: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=121238407