Holy Cokes! I know I promised more Cuisinart tirades, but I’ve just received some breaking news.
Coca-Cola’s North America Sparkling Beverages President Hendrik Steckhan said, “The Coca-Cola mini can is a great option for smaller thirst occasions and for calorie-conscious consumer. Our new sleek mini can supports the idea of moderation and offers people yet another way to enjoy their favorite Coca-Cola beverage.”
1.) How can I become a sparkling beverages president? My intuition tells me I will need an accent and a monocle.
2.) Finally, finally we are taking a step toward ending discrimination against people with smaller thirsts. The were born less thirsty and they have the right to baby-sip their way through existence. Life is theirs for the nursing!
I cannot wait to stamp my passport to refreshment. I want to buy the world one of these, but unfortunately for the rest of the world the Shakira of beverages will only be available in NYC and DC, for now. I will conduct a taste test and report the results. In the meantime, start saving up for Eye Dropper of Pepsi, coming to stores March 2010.