Rock the Vote, hard.
I’m tired of writing, it’s your turn. I’ve created you a poll. There better be some decent explanations in the comments section (Steve Sundell, I’m looking at you.). I am completely unbiased, unless you count my three month stint as campaign manager for Bulldog. I resigned after his “Sitting in the Sidewalk and Refusing to Move” scandal, last summer. He was an impossible candidate to work with: always undermining his political advisers, going off message in interviews, taking money from PACs, and of course, the drool.
Update: When I created this poll I did not expect such a slaughter. More and more it looks like Bulldog has made all the right moves. Also, it seems most people don’t believe macs with wings share their core-values.
While Bulldog is stubborn–that’s where the old saying comes from, after all–and drools, he is steadfast in his loyalty. Plus, he’s fuzzy and sweet. Those are all the qualities I look for in a candidate. The pooping can go, but nobody’s perfect.
I voted for Amy . I loved that movie. Gorillas
get things done!
Commenter #1: Bulldog is gonna have us invading China and I feel like you don’ t care because you’re Canadian.
Commenter #2: Are you very sure you didn’t vote for Amy because you think she’ll have the best singing voice and you decide everything like an American Idol competition?
Yes I did indeed vote for Amy for her singing
voice, how well you know me. She’s my kind
of gal. Great singing and running the country-
what could be better?
As a matter of fact, I think the whole country
should be run on great singing!
come on “Nosferatu” Vampire !