This is my confession: I’m really sad and kind of embarrassed that I have yet to view Iron Chef America Super Chef White House Battle to the Death Edition. I plan to remedy this tonight. Both camps brought their A team, and obviously, all of these pros are perfectly seasoned. I have high expectations, among them Alton Brown finally revealing his true nature as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. Secret Ingredient? I’m guessing whatever it is gets strained through Mario Batali’s Crocs.
- My greatest value to str8 society is as some kind of trans bodhisattva patiently abiding every cis person's daily i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 months ago
- As a trans person who looks not unlike John Mulaney, the past two days have been confusing. 4 months ago
- Big missed opportunity not just telling men: if you don’t mask you’re gay bc you want another guy’s spray on your face/in your orifices 6 months ago