This is my confession: I’m really sad and kind of embarrassed that I have yet to view Iron Chef America Super Chef White House Battle to the Death Edition. I plan to remedy this tonight. Both camps brought their A team, and obviously, all of these pros are perfectly seasoned. I have high expectations, among them Alton Brown finally revealing his true nature as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. Secret Ingredient? I’m guessing whatever it is gets strained through Mario Batali’s Crocs.
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- As a trans person who looks not unlike John Mulaney, the past two days have been confusing. 1 day ago
- Is there a cool psych-up song about colossally missing your shot? 3 weeks ago
- #TransDayOfVisibility + Happy Trans Invincibility - from the office. https://t.co/FbmZitYvPJ 1 month ago
- Big missed opportunity not just telling men: if you don’t mask you’re gay bc you want another guy’s spray on your face/in your orifices 2 months ago
- I donated a lot of blood today. None of it was mine, but you gotta start somewhere. 5 months ago
Spoiler! It’s a soup made from crocodile tears.