This is my confession: I’m really sad and kind of embarrassed that I have yet to view Iron Chef America Super Chef White House Battle to the Death Edition. I plan to remedy this tonight. Both camps brought their A team, and obviously, all of these pros are perfectly seasoned. I have high expectations, among them Alton Brown finally revealing his true nature as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. Secret Ingredient? I’m guessing whatever it is gets strained through Mario Batali’s Crocs.
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- Been literarily “reimagined” multiple times, never complained. 2 weeks ago
- The best version of my self is the one speaking on the phone to doctors’ office receptionists. 1 month ago
- It’s my first Father’s Day as a father. I love fatherhood and, as a father, I couldn’t be happier to be the one and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
- I’m non-binary. I mean, I have been my whole life, but I just wanted to say it on Twitter so it “counts” before all the spots are taken. 2 months ago