This week on the internet I discussed eyewear on The Hairpin, terrible TV fathers on Splitsider, and The 2012 Pillow Fight with Don Draper as well as private things in public on Thought Catalog. I also discussed other things not on the internet, but whatever.
- The only thing I have in common with Donald Trump is an angsty suspicion that the NYTimes "doesn't even care." #debate 2 days ago
- Call me when it's INTERNATIONAL Coming Out Day. Not a political thing. I'm just that gay. 1 week ago
- "That's the smallest trampoline area I've ever seen on a sailboat!" - a woman on HGTV who must be either perpetually disappointed or on acid 1 week ago
- How is it 2016 in America and there's still nothing called "Meatball Stadium?" 1 week ago
- I have worn some sweeeeeet acid washed emails in my day. Someone call a special prosecutor for my ass. #debate 1 week ago