This week on the internet I discussed eyewear on The Hairpin, terrible TV fathers on Splitsider, and The 2012 Pillow Fight with Don Draper as well as private things in public on Thought Catalog. I also discussed other things not on the internet, but whatever.
- It could be worse... Bill Burr could be a cop and Dave Chapelle could be a judge. 6 days ago
- My dad extolled the virtues of dollar pizza today. “They’re dealing in quantity. It’s what I’d want.” Still don’t k… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
- A woman I do not know just contacted me, individually, offering to treat my clitoris with experimental soundwaves,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
- While I’m not a big fan of Tina, yelling, or quoting tv shows—at least once a week the line: “Did you FUCK ALL NIGH… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago