Category Archives: Mistakes

Something bad happened.

Quebecquoi?!

I asked a tiny insignificant question on Amazon.com for my gift search and now people have gone crazy. And not the Gnarls Barkley kind either.  Or the Seal kind.  Or the Jay-Z and Bëyõncé kind. No, not even the Patsy Cline kind.  It’s the kind of crazy you don’t write songs about (unless you write songs about misunderstandings on Amazon.com that accidentally start Presidential bashing threads).

Furthermore, I told you we should watch our backs.  Now it seems Tim Horton’s is trying too hard to be American.  I’m not going to fall for your silly ruse for one minute.   Forget the wily subterfuge, put down that Uncle Sam mask and Steve Shearer’s American flag shorts.  You can’t fool me, Canada; I’ve got the Halifax.

“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.”