Category Archives: Uncatergorized

I love bad movies.

Kseniya¹ made a really cool zine².  I wrote something in it about Helen Hunt jumping out a window on PCP.




Hello.¹ Welcome to: a website on the world wide web with writing by Laura Jayne Martin.² I have no doubt you’ve noticed that I run with a very rough crowd.² Despite this, I hope we can be friends or—at the very least—that we can be relatives. Please enjoy the sentences formed by words I typed into my keyboard. Wishing you all the best wishes in the world, especially if I don’t know you. (I tend to attract a lot of creeps.)