This week on the internet I discussed eyewear on The Hairpin, terrible TV fathers on Splitsider, and The 2012 Pillow Fight with Don Draper as well as private things in public on Thought Catalog. I also discussed other things not on the internet, but whatever.
- A new goal I have based on yesterday is to not publicly choke on a Shake Shack hamburger after a hawk flies over my head holding a dead rat. 13 hours ago
- Guys, is anything cool happening w the sun today or is it just like ugh blah giving us life and whatever? 17 hours ago
- Also, when you hear the word butch as "fudge," you probably aren't. 4 days ago
- Wife: Apparently it's Butch Appreciation Day. Me: Omg my mom and sister will be sooo excited!! Me: Wait, did you say "fudge?" Wife: Butch. 4 days ago
- "I would go with Jack the Ripper to be at the ocean." - my mom, just now #deepcuts 1 week ago