This week on the internet I discussed eyewear on The Hairpin, terrible TV fathers on Splitsider, and The 2012 Pillow Fight with Don Draper as well as private things in public on Thought Catalog. I also discussed other things not on the internet, but whatever.
- Any pizza can be personal if you're discreet enough: "How big was that pizza you just ate?" -"That's personal." 1 day ago
- If you want to locate the worst people in any room: just tell them you're gonna open it up for questions at the end and see who stands up. 1 day ago
- Places that were robbed at gunpoint on Golden Girls: -a counseling center -a suburban home being shared by 4 senior citizens -a dog show 2 weeks ago
- Everything I've accomplished in my career this far is incredibly impressive--if I were an Irish setter. 2 weeks ago
- Super excited for the HBO/ABCFamily crossover: Pretty Big Little Liars, where it's revealed that Perry's A and Mona bit Emma Bella. 2 weeks ago