This week on the internet I discussed eyewear on The Hairpin, terrible TV fathers on Splitsider, and The 2012 Pillow Fight with Don Draper as well as private things in public on Thought Catalog. I also discussed other things not on the internet, but whatever.
- Night has fallen in the East Village. @JohnMayer's production trailer continues to idle 2hrs after permit expired. I'm lying in my bed 1/178 1 day ago
- I married my wife for love AND the shampoo, conditioner, comb, soap and toothpaste she remembers to pack when we travel. 4 days ago
- 2 birds, either fighting or fucking, tumbled off an awning and hit me in the chest. Happy Friday! 5 days ago
- Please enjoy my sex toy fun twitter.com/cosmopolitan/s… 3 weeks ago
- Um sorry, I prefer rappers smart enough NOT to vomit up delicious free spaghetti. 3 weeks ago